morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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plumbombshell:

Nightcrawler 23

Texture is a blend of textures by myself, pooklet, pastry-box, plumb-bombs/sjoko and shockshame. Control is by me.

You can have this and another retexture/the original at the same time!

Please don’t reupload, put under paid links, or claim as your own. This takes me quite some time. Message me if there are any problems

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drkarayua:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

dinosaurs tho……..

gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

crestomancer:

give me some more of those sweet sweet lady kisses

crestomancer:

give me some more of those sweet sweet lady kisses

rockuzan:

His name is Liui Aquino, a filipino cosplayer. And I think, by far, he’s the greatest Hiccup cosplayer I’ve seen.

jadelyn:

georgecuntstanza:

extracapsulargundam:

exceptdissent:

perf.

then what do you want us to say

nothing tbh

Have you ever considered NOT assuming women need your commentary on their bodies, and NOT assuming their self-esteem is centered around your judgment of their fuckability factor?

1200toasters:

And here ladies and gentlemen we have found the perfect description of me.

1200toasters:

And here ladies and gentlemen we have found the perfect description of me.

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

syzygya:

zey princesses and zey gonna makeout whether you liek et or nawt

syzygya:

zey princesses and zey gonna makeout whether you liek et or nawt

dekutree:

prestonhymas:

snail-monger:

awesomephilia:

Russian guy saves dog from imminent death (via)

I SCREAMED

this was the most stressful five seconds of my life

holy SHIT

dekutree:

prestonhymas:

snail-monger:

awesomephilia:

Russian guy saves dog from imminent death (via)

I SCREAMED

this was the most stressful five seconds of my life

holy SHIT

the-road-less-travelledby:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

My fucking weakness. The relationship of a dog and a child. This is adorable. :’)

triangledays:

C’mere baby MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3 <3 <3
WTNV is still my jam.

triangledays:

C’mere baby MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3 <3 <3

WTNV is still my jam.