what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
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LET ME TELL YOU A THING
THIS IS A LEGIT THING
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE
Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.
And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”
And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing
I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.
give me some more of those sweet sweet lady kisses
His name is Liui Aquino, a filipino cosplayer. And I think, by far, he’s the greatest Hiccup cosplayer I’ve seen.
then what do you want us to say
Have you ever considered NOT assuming women need your commentary on their bodies, and NOT assuming their self-esteem is centered around your judgment of their fuckability factor?
And here ladies and gentlemen we have found the perfect description of me.
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
zey princesses and zey gonna makeout whether you liek et or nawt
Russian guy saves dog from imminent death (via)
this was the most stressful five seconds of my life
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
My fucking weakness. The relationship of a dog and a child. This is adorable. :’)
C’mere baby MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3 <3 <3
WTNV is still my jam.